2025-07-05
Scientists Find that Hosing Glizzies Is Basically a Death Sentence
As millions of Americans stock up on hot dogs ahead of Independence Day, researchers have some bad news: those franks are deadly, no tails, snouts, or anuses butts about it. The tragic news comes from a survey published in Nature Medicine, a biomedical research journal. Combing over 60 previous nutrition studies on processed foods, specifically cured meat, sugary drinks, and trans fatty acids — all staples of the North American diet — researchers determined there's "no safe amount" of processed food humans can eat. The survey established an iron-clad link between the consumption of those three food stuffs and chronic [...]